when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.
All of tumblr should be reblogging this.Wait, just one?….
Would you like me to give you a list?
i think u should write a book about a dystopian (or utopian… who knows?) future where everyone is an orthodontist and the only means of communication is saying the word “orthodontist” in different tones
group projects when no one knows what they’re doing
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.